I hate your face
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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