Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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