wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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