eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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