her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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