I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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