I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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