That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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