JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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