There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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