shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
