and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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