He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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