He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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