it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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