I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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