I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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