david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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