What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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