I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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