i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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