i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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