Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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