so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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