we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize