I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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