OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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