Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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