Do you still have your period?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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