How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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