we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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