Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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