Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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