yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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