I could have mohawked her pubes.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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