nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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