he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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