I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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