We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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