I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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