Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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