I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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