im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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