im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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