just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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