Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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