i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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