Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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