I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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