haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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