craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
we're making bets on your personal life
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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