Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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