Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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