i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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